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Aug 01 11:46

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: AUGUST 1, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Jul 31 22:12

Tiny Terror – Arizona Town Terrorized by Packs of Stray Chihuahuas

I always thought Chihuahuas were pretty harmless, but apparently they can be quite vicious in large numbers. The residents of Maryvale, a small town in Arizona, can certainly vouch for the fact. The town is filled with stray pooches that are terrorizing children and defecating all over the place.

Jul 30 21:26

Another Conspiracy!

I know this will shock readers at WRH. I think I have discovered a diabolical conspiracy.
Our humble,modest and lovable Webmaster Mike Rivero is actually Eddie Van Halen.
What this means,I haven't a clue! I gotta get my head around this!Check out pic#4!

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainment/music-news-reviews/article2839...

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Jul 27 09:38

A Pictorial Salute to Our Brave Chickenhawks

Jul 26 11:41

The Crashing Matrix and Last Ditch Trans-Everything Agenda

The outdated matrix programming by the engineers of deceit can’t keep up. The vibrational changes are exceeding their capabilities. The imitators of creation can’t maintain a current operating system any longer in the face of this massive Universal shift we’re undergoing.

And it’s driving them nuts.

Just look at the desperation we’re witnessing. Crude military and police state maneuvers are only one aspect, of course working in concert with dastardly economic manipulations and an outlandish propaganda barrage. The biggest clue is seeing the previously incremental and now hyperbolic use of technocratic programs from mass surveillance and data gathering to the advent of cyber warfare and artificial intelligence, while crazed maniacs at CERN try to crack into other dimensions.

The magnitude and desperation of their insane agenda has become completely transparent to just about anyone.

Jul 26 11:31

What is a Cuckservative? (Hint: Cruz, Graham, McCain, Bush...)

Hilarious new derisive term for those who don't have the courage to stand up for what they actually believe in and who kowtow to Israel. Well worth the read!

Jul 24 09:32

Cartoons Mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton Appear All Over NYC

It appears mysterious cartoons mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton are appearing all over NYC. The best one I’ve seen, is the image which shows the two entities as the unified oligarch oppressors they are.

Jul 24 08:59

#BLACKDOGLIVESMATTER

Every 98 Minutes a FAT COP murders a Loyal Dog. Blackdoglivesmatter.?

Jul 24 08:49

Why We Need a Troll (Trump) as President

“The trolls are winning the battle for the Internet,” sniffed Ellen Pao in the Washington Post. Pao, who resembles a younger, Asian, and more masculine version of John Kerry, was forced out of Reddit after trying to crack down on “hate speech” and encountering unexpected pushback. While many may see this as a political battle, the truth is that Reddit’s war against “offensive” groups isn’t about principles, but profit. In order to monetize the site, certain groups need to be killed off. Consumers need a “safe space” in order see ads and spend their shekels in peace. “Trolls,” in short, disrupt the smooth functioning of an exploitative system.

Jul 23 16:47

Peter Bromhead: Apple Watch 70 years too late

As a boy, I was extremely wary of my woodwork master, Mr Ruffett, who was noted for bringing down a steel ruler on the knuckles of inattentive children.

I was particularly apprehensive about igniting his wrath because I couldn't execute even the simplest woodworking exercise, such as turning raw wood into pointless household ornaments, like a mantelpiece pipe stand.

This exercise seemed even more pointless than usual, as nobody in my household smoked a pipe, or was likely to in the immediate future.

Because of my ineptitude, I never moved on and each term I faced the same construction exercise.

In my last year at that school, bored with constructing pipe stands, when Ruffett's back was turned I instead created a make-believe wristwatch cut from a thin balsa wood sheet and taped it to my wrist.

Jul 22 09:47

Interview with the US Campaign to End Anti-Semitism

As many of you already know, Alison Weir (no relation to me, and she pronounces her name WEER while mine is pronounced WAH-YER) and her organization, If Americans Knew (IAK), have been expelled from the U.S. Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation (USCEIO). I decided to get to the bottom of this important development, so I got in touch with Rube Joshner at the USCEIO, who agreed to be interviewed on condition of anonymity.

Jul 21 11:32

5,000 naked anti-gay protesters to greet President Obama in Kenya

And now for something completely different!

NAIROBI, Kenya, July 21 (UPI) -- An anti-gay political party in Kenya plans to protest against U.S. President Barack Obama by greeting him with 5,000 "totally naked" protesters for his "open and aggressive support for homosexuality."

The Republican Liberty Party's "main objective is for him to see and understand the difference between a man and woman," according to a party statement.

Jul 21 01:49

The core of political ideologies

Murika (the i is silent)
Derp er what? Turn on the game! I want to adopt an commentators opinion as my own and relay it to my friends in the same room. = apolitical entertainmentoholic

Pothead The only issue i know anything about or care about is legalizing weed. It can cure cancer make you grow wings to fly with and hemp can be used to build spaceships and castles and we'll all get free chocolate and what was I talking about i forgot why i was here. hey got any bud man?

Racist
its all the Joooooooooz!

Conspiretard
Don't vote it doesn't matter the elite control everything they are probably spying on you right now through your computer and listening to everything we say. They are gonna kill 80% of the population and put you in a camp. Fema, jade helm, illuminati, luciferians, send $19.95 to Alex Jones. =jones towner

Progressive

Jul 20 17:23

Suelo: The Man Who Quit Money

Daniel Suelo lives in caves in the canyonlands of Utah. He survives by harvesting wild foods and eating roadkill.

He has no job, no bank account and does not accept government welfare. In fact, Suelo has no money at all.

Suelo may have shunned all the trappings of modern American life, but he is not an isolationist.

Since abandoning money in 2000, the former cook from Moab, Utah has remained an active member of his community and avid blogger.

Jul 20 16:42

Fuck Drupal!

Obviously other folks are having problems with Drupal.

Jul 20 13:28

Greece Crisis, the musical (GREASE PARODY)

Jul 19 23:08

What If Everything You Were Ever Taught Was A Lie?

By: Gregg Prescott, M.S.

www.in5d.com.

There is a war going on right now and it doesn’t involve guns or the military industrial complex.
It’s a war on consciousness and most people are clueless that it even exists.

In the beginning… there was religion and government.
It is blatantly obvious that religion has been teaching either half truths or full out lies, right from the start. According to the Christian bible, God created Adam and Eve and told them to be fruitful and multiply.

Based under this premise, we would all be the products of incest.

Jul 19 12:59

Donald Trump on Jewish Daughter Ivanka

Fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice,shame on me!

While Donald Trump did not plan on having a Jewish daughter, he is glad he did so, the business tycoon said Tuesday night upon accepting the Liberty Award at The Algemeiner’s ‘Jewish 100? Gala in New York City.

On stage, Trump concluded his acceptance speech by asserting his strong support for the Jewish state. He told the audience, “We love Israel. We will fight for Israel 100 percent, 1,000 percent. It will be there forever.”

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Jul 19 10:13

TOON ~~ ISRAEL HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

Jul 18 11:37

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JULY 18, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from "Snippits".

Enjoy!!! :-)

Jul 16 12:57

Germany Wastes No Time, Puts Greece "For Sale" On Craigslist

Jul 16 12:53

The Dukes of Hazard [ Politically Correct ].mpg

Jul 16 01:14

Red Head banned from a flight for being too pale


Grace Wain denied for being too Scottish to fly

Jul 15 11:20

TIMELY TOON ~~ NETANYAHU’S REACTION TO IRAN DEAL

Jul 14 20:06

H.L.Mencken Quote

The most dangerous man to any government is........

Jul 14 07:09

Greece ‘austerity deal’ explained in 1-minute video

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

hat tips: What Really Happened, Zero Hedge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE

Appropriately for Greece being known as a birthplace of democratic ideals, Star Wars was created by George Lucas to tell the story of democracy devolving into vicious psychopathic empire. Real-world Greece (and here) is subject to vicious psychopathic wanna-be lords who only and always create debt owed to them, then demanding public austerity as the OBVIOUS mechanics of adding negative numbers forever only and always increases total debt.

The punchline of satire (my attempts here) and real-world is the same:

Be willing work-animals/slaves or die.

The .01% literal psychopathic “leaders” (and here) control today’s empire the very same as you read in high school history classes by controlling:
government leadership for policy and law enforcement (including unlawful and lie-began wars),

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Jul 13 11:56

How German Media See The New Greek 'Deal'

Jul 13 11:22

Carlos comes to New York ….My “Palestinian Mandela” cartoon in a pro-Palestine demo in NYC. Photos: Bud Korotzer

Carlos comes to New York ….

My “Palestinian Mandela” cartoon in a pro-Palestine demo in NYC. Photos: Bud Korotzer

Jul 09 15:19

SPOOF ~~ ISRAEL ‘CELEBRATES’ THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE WAR IN GAZA

Jul 04 18:11

Big News From Greece (If True)

Webmaster addition: Desperate last-second bluff IMHO.

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Jul 03 13:05

Troll Level 11

Jul 02 11:05

Help Us. Now They’re Coming For The Massachusetts Flag! And Soon, Every State Flag Will Be Changed For One Reason Or Another

Stars and bars? No, an Indian, a star and a blue background. It’s making some libs up here “uncomfortable”. Let the whitewashing of history continue.

Jun 30 18:35

Merkel's Desktop

Jun 29 15:32

SPOOF ON ISRAELI PIRACY

Naval special forces take control of ship, which carried 20 activists including MK Basel Ghattas, without violence.

Jun 27 11:10

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 27, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

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Jun 26 11:37

ISIS spoof images

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I got a lot of positive feedback about my spoof images blaming ISIS for all sorts of bad things, parodying the pro-war propaganda, so I decided to put the current collection into a single page for those who asked.

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Jun 25 10:41

Jesus Soap (Bottom of page)

Feeling a need for confession to get the burden of your sins off your chest? The ultimate solution is here, Jesus soap is a quick fix for your lost soul. Wash away the sins of the day!

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I could not stop laughing when I saw this at the store!

Jun 23 19:12

Obama: TPP a secret treaty because ‘US War on Terror requires secrecy’

*hyperlinks live at source*

(Satire): President Obama announced at a White House press conference today that the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade treaty details must remain secret because the now 14-year-old US War on Terror requires secrecy from terrorist enemies, secrecy is the founding principle of American freedom, and that secrecy equals safety. Press conference excerpts:

President Obama: As you know, secrecy is a foundational principle of American freedom. From the Founding Father’s secret “Committees of Correspondence,” to Boston’s Old North Church spy signal of “one if by land, two if by sea,” to Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay using the secret name, “Publius,” as the secret name to publish The Federalist Papers to win support for our Constitution, American patriots have used secrecy to protect our great nation. Secrecy equals freedom.

Jun 23 18:44

N.C. Cops Stop and Arrest Alleged Mass Murderer Dylann Roof

Fat cops all holster their guns and politely ask mass murderer to exit vehicle following which suspect is calmly handcuffed with smiles all around. NOT FOR THE TIMID!

Jun 23 10:41

JOKE OF THE MONTH ~~ HILLARY HONOURS RAMADAN BY TAKING ON A MUSLIM NAME

Jun 22 09:26

The funniest, strangest and downright sweariest signs and banners at anti-austerity march

Social media was flooded with images of the protest - and the witty signs inspired by everything from Mean Girls to Kim Jong-un. See our favourites here

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Jun 22 06:15

The core of political ideologies

Republicans
Welfare hating military worshippers who have a blind eye to corporate welfare and who boot lick the police, prone to falling for doomsday scenarios where they can clinch their guns = "conservatives"

Liberals
Economically illiterate and emotional and couches all social issues wearing racial/sexual prejudice heat seekers, thinks if only we payed the government more taxes... Will also support war but only if it's given a flimsy moral pretext and if the holy Europeans join us = Democrats/anti-Republicans

inside I also wrote up on
libertarians
anarchist
feminist
murika
potheads
racist
progressives
neocons
conspiretards

Jun 21 09:08

Solutions: Laughing At Tyrants

You've heard that laughter is the best medicine, but did you also know that laughter is a tyrant slayer? Today on The Corbett Report we examine how laughter can change people's perception and undermine even the most entrenched tyranny. James also launches a brand new DVD, "Laughing At Tyrants" that combines some of the funniest Corbett Report videos into a great tool for spreading truth and unlocking minds.

Jun 20 07:50

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 20, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits.

Enjoy!!! :)

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Jun 14 09:16

Flashback Trans-nigger-aphobia Told You So

It was a joke but now it has happened.

Jun 13 13:16

Orange lady hijacks NAACP position


Maybe she misunderstood "colored people" and took it literally

Jun 12 23:49

Rusell Brand Lol

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Jun 12 07:20

3-minute video: Tell the truth now, or be ridiculed/ridiculous after ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ trance breaks

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

hat tip: TheSOTTReport (and here)

3-minute video, Still You Believe by Osama and the Bin Ladens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C3lYSiHvw

The Emperor’s New Clothes is the story of current wars and central “monetary” policy: “official” stories easily and completely refuted by anyone caring to look at the facts. All three are tragic-comedies because even children see the truth with just a few moments of attention.

This was the theme of a conference paper; full professional explanation and documentation here.

In The Emperor’s New Clothes story, upon public initial conversations of the facts, the emperor continues the pretense, along with “officials.” However, the illusion is shattered within moments as the “whole town” began speaking about what was clear for everyone upon minimal attention.

Jun 12 02:46

Empty Headed Americans Sign Petition to Nuke Russia

When I examine the country I live in, and the government I live under, I’m often faced with some troubling questions. Chief among them is a question that every intelligent citizen must ask themselves at some point. Is there is a large segment of our population that will literally accept and promote anything? In other words, is there any government policy that Americans won’t get behind?

No. No there isn’t.

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Jun 10 14:17

Osama & The Bin Ladens - "It's All A Lie (Still You Believe)"

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Jun 10 00:06

End Times

Jun 09 10:43

Photo Merkel, "dancing" for Obama at the G7, has stirred up the Internet

"Everyone is talking about this photo," writes Focus. In the picture the American President sits on the bench, and the Federal Chancellor of Germany is before him and actively gesturing. In social networks, many speculated on the subject of what Obama and Merkel spoke at the moment when they took the camera.

Jun 08 21:10

6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet

With huge design flaws, the enormously expensive F-35 fighter jet is completely unsuitable for combat. Uncle Sam’s expenditure on this jet is just the latest astonishing example of out-of-control government spending. Here are some other things that could’ve been purchased with the $1.5 trillion that the F-35 cost to develop.

Jun 08 12:10

TSA follies - No One Can See You Naked With This Useful Travel Accessory for Women

Someone is actually marketing pasties for those airport security scanners, both the Millimeter Wave and Backscatter Airport Full-Body Scanners. The world’s silliest (and most useful?) travel accessory for women to come down in the annals of history is here.

Flying Pasties are reusable pasties for covering your lady parts with five layers of protection, forcing TSA agents to go to strip bars if they want random female nudity.

No adhesive necessary – simply slip these Flying Pasties into your clothes and move along.

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Jun 06 10:54

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

This week, in the creeping horror…

Yet another episode takes on the wry developments in the news, with the Pentagon determined to bring to the home front the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars with the quest for real food and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the X-Files brought the paranormal to America’s homes while the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

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Jun 05 12:00

‘May the Farce Be With You': School Locks Down Over Man in Stormtrooper Costume

It was the worst Star Wars sequel ever – more a farce, than anything.

But intergalactic justice was served, apparently. Or maybe we just crossed over into a dimension without rights or even basic sense.

George Cross, 40, of Lynn, was dressed in a white plastic “Star Wars” stormtrooper costume, and the gun was not real. But Lynn Police spokesman Lt. Rick Donnelly said that “the way things are today, you can’ have that.”

Read more at SHTFplan.com

Jun 05 08:00

Pseudoscience and conspiracy theory are not victimless crimes against science

News of anti-vaxxer movements, demands to teach creationism in schools as science, and dubious claims for the health-giving properties of strange diets is enough to make you wonder if some.....

http://phys.org/news/2015-06-pseudoscience-conspiracy-theory-victimles...

comments are a hoot - these are pro-trollers not just loose rednets - enjoy the support for the faith of science. I lit a candle.

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Jun 03 23:19

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Thought crime is basically here. Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

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